Hello Y'all

I have written a series know as if ___ had powers, about random nova students and what would happen if they had powers. This one started it off

If Ian had Powers 

As we all know Ian is an almighty all-knowing being, but he doesn’t have any powers, so one day he went on an adventure to find them, the adventure turned out to be really boring and have too many dragons and Donkey Kongs. So all I have written down is what happened afterward, so here you go. 

Ian felt his body being infused with energy as the necromancer Stew-Art’s magic cow staff slowly dissolved, transforming Stew-Art back into a cow, his original form. All of the dragons and donkey kongs cheered, Ian raised his arms in triumph, which caused an inter-dimensional portal to appear and suck all of the dragons into it, leaving the Donkey Kong's friendless and all of them went off to throw barrels at plumbers. However Ian was captivated by the beauty of the gobstopper in front of him, so he didn’t notice the dragons all disintegrating into anything but scales or the Donkey Kongs leaving. Ian picked up the beautiful gobstopper and walked back to his Ian cave, soon he and the gobstopper were in love. 

After bringing the gobstopper to a few movies, and having a few romantic dinners, the gobstopper fell on the ground, then got run over by a car, then a steam roller, and then by a dinosaur who was in the wrong area of town. Ian was extremely sad that the gobstopper had been reduced to dust, so he cried, his tears transformed midway down his face into an ocean that flooded the city. Ian noticed this and instantly forgot the gobstopper and started to try to save Preston’s pet lizards that were regrettably stuck inside their holding chamber. He without knowing it, summoned them to his hands, then he looked down and saw that he was invisible, and he thought he had turned into two lizards, so then he decided that his life was pretty weird, so he summoned a portal to Frodoland and lived the rest of his life happily with Preston’s two pet lizards.