The bowtie corner

I have written a series know as if ___ had powers, about random nova students and what would happen if they had powers. This one started it off If Ian had Powers  As we all know Ian is an almighty all-knowing being, but he doesn’t have any powers, so one day he went on an adventure to find them, the adventure turned out to be really boring and have too many dragons and Donkey Kongs. So all I have written down is what happened afterward, so here you go.  Ian felt his body being infused with energy as the necromancer Stew-Art’s magic cow staff slowly dissolved, transforming Stew-Art back into a cow, his original form. All of the dragons and donkey kongs cheered, Ian raised his arms in triumph, which caused an inter-dimensional portal to appear and suck all of the dragons into it, leaving the Donkey Kong's friendless and all of them went off to throw barrels at plumbers. However Ian was captivated by the beauty of the gobstopper in front of him, so he didn’t notice th...